Saturday, July 23, 2016


Dennis knows how to surf.

Dennis knows how to operate the equipment.

So what's up with all those people who don't know how to surf, and who don't know how to operate the equipment, and who yet insist upon splashing pictures of themselves, and their surfboards, and their little Special Olympics trophies and badges, and all the rest of it, all over their Facebook pages, and YouTube, and anything else that will sit still long enough for them to splatter some of their crap all across it?

What the hell's going on with them people, anyway?


Saturday, July 23, 2016


I dunno.

Maybe it's because we're literally walking across it on a daily basis?

Because we see it too often?

Because we don't see it at all?

Because we're all a bunch of Philistine motherfuckers?

Well..... maybe not all of us.

But a lot. An awful goddamned lot of us.